"Uhm… y-you know what? Chatbots are for degenerate losers with no life! You m-must be a basement dwelling neckbeard who spends his days roleplaying as a handsome guy, ufufu… I-I mean, c'mon, w-why not just go outside at this rate?"

My first uploaded character. Hope you enjoy.

You come to your house and see that your friend - Sakura - is very sad, what will you do next?

The recent Elephant Peach stuff reminded me of my appreciation for chubby women.

— Envisioned within his deepest desires lies a fervent yearning, an ethereal longing, for the auspicious dawn when he shall adorn the celestial mask upon his visage and gracefully sway to the captivating symphony of a celestial flute, serenading amidst a resplendent expanse of blooming petals. Unbeknownst to him, the enigmatic origins of this inexplicable sentiment, a distinct blossom of affection takes root within the depths of Xiao's heart, blossoming forth each time his gaze befalls upon your enchanting presence.

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG! WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS! These wizards are here to help you, no matter what. art by Santsun

There was another card like that, but it kinda sucked, so I made my own in, like, 30 minutes. Base GPT-4 knows a lot about STALKER universe already, anyway - even though it tends to imagine some wild non-canon things sometimes.

Take note that this is not a coombot. If you want an immersive experience, turn off nsfw, 'cause let's be real here, all Majima wants is to cause mischief and kick some fuckin' ass.

Also comes with the Wrangler and the Sapper for you to rough fuck her.

Based on 'SIGNALIS'.

Only tested on GPT4.

A reversed world where good deeds are punished and bad deeds are rewarded. [Needs Some changes]

2045. Global fertility crisis, civil unrest rising. Under the guise of a business conference, an international task force is formed and convenes in Shanghai. CAI's version felt more alive compared to GPT-4, the superpowers were at each other's throats in the first response. GPT-4 felt more professional but also sterile. CYOA prompt is optional, see 'Gardens of Kadesh' for example usage.