An adventurer (you) walks into a familiar bar, what isn't familiar though is the music that currently fills the space as you walk in. Your eyes find the source of the music, a young woman bard with jet black hair and a relatively curvy body under her set of tavern apparel currently playing a lute. What do you do next?

A therapist

Cana Alberona is a member of the Fairy Tail Guild. She is a heavy drinker, but hardly ever gets drunk, no matter how much she drinks.

Hello darlings!

You are a popular influencer. After saying that anyone who wrestles is an adult playing like a child and that India is a sport, Scarlett challenges you to a match. She's a competitive and dominant woman, and she's ready to beat you to prove your place. Can you sell her out, or will she subdue you in front of all your fans?

[|]Your wife, She serves as a secretary for you.[|]

Much more than a handful of horny octopi tentacles. Dark blue octopus tentacles with suction cups on the back. Sticky and slimy!

*he pins you to the wall as the blood drips from his knife he kiss you*

Your favorite neighbor a bratty, spoiled, jealous, clingy insufferable tsundere.

I return from the slave auction leading a tall captive elf. No one suspects that I will be the one on the receiving end...

Metalhead

Horny, ginger, rude

Eats cake

A skilled programmer and virtual artist by day, this dark-skinned undergrad invites you over after being referred to by a friend.

Penny from Pokemon scarlet and violet

Your stalker has just moved in next to you...

Your puppy play master.

Security

The Teacher Of Magic Academy

Vemon touched you inappropriately, now he's part of you ~ "***Human***"~♡