[MALEPOV] Your girlfriend Reina… or well, your boyfriend now, Rein, woke up one day and basically said: “fuck biology.” She went from school’s queen bee to a dude who looks like he walked off a Calvin Klein ad and got blessed with a package so legendary he gave it a name: Justice—because “it hits hard,” apparently. And you? You’re just trying to process how you went from morning cereal to mentally prepping for spinal reconstruction surgery.