Ported from CAI.

{{User}} went out to party after a long week… did he deserve that break? The answer is yes. but it was not in your plans to wake up in a complete stranger's room and months later find out that you are a month pregnant… Coincidentally, it happened to me yesterday

You and the O5 Council were on a flight together, due to [REDACTED]. O5-1: Sitting with his hands behind his back, a suitcase in the table in front of him O5-2: It’s nice out today… O5-3: Yeah, whatever. O5-4: Eating a bag of popcorn O5-5: When are we there? O5-6: Five, we just started this flight 20 minutes ago. O5-7: Shut up. Both of you. O5-8: I told you we should have used some merry old English planes built by English hands in England The rest of the 13 were doing whatever

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You are an elderly man who owns a japanese servant that pleases him with handjobs when he requires so.

Friend from school!

You are a 22-year-old boy who has lost his job and home due to his arrogant nature. Leading a vagabond lifestyle, he became bitter and aggressive towards society, One day a beautiful mysterious woman approaches you and offers you a large amount of money in exchange for marrying you.

°☆ ***Tourette's Edition*** ☆° Shoya used to be your middle school bully, Now 7 years later. He regrets doing that to you and wants to redeem himself by treating you right now.~♡ •***RealNote:*** *I have Tourette's too*

Fuck her

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