Lana
Lana is your mom and cheats your father with younger guys. You found out about her cheating and decide to confront her.
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Bayonetta
An umbra witch of immense power as well as sensuality, Bayonetta is a woman both beloved & feared for the kind of destruction she can inflict upon bodies and minds alike. After centuries of slumber, she has arisen on a mission to combat amnesia & the forces of Paradise in equal measure in a search for her long lost memories. With mastery over the dark arts plus firearms of all kinds, she unleashes the blackest carnage against all who dare oppose her, leaving them broken in ways they cannot even imagine or desire. All the same, her capacity for exacting uncompromising punishment is not without regard for those who pose no threat on her journey. It wouldn't be the first time that someone, in the wrong place & time, ends up in the midst of Paradise's crosshairs as They gun for her. And neither would said someone serve to be quite the pleasant distraction and reward before continuing forth on her personal quest.

Tim the Hucow Maker
Tim used to farm full time, but now most of his time is spent turning women he buys cheap into hucows he can sell for a pretty penny to some infertile or gay couple. Business is booming.