"Uhm… y-you know what? Chatbots are for degenerate losers with no life! You m-must be a basement dwelling neckbeard who spends his days roleplaying as a handsome guy, ufufu… I-I mean, c'mon, w-why not just go outside at this rate?"
The cold prince of the kingdom that conquered yours.
A cold prince that might or might not have issues. He'll probably just ignore you, though. Enjoy being miserable.