Update 09187239: Added some additional details, cleaned up the original greeting a bit, added a new alternate shipwreck greeting. She finally made enough money to buy a pirate ship and decided to staff it with her fans. You've decided to join her despite her complete lack of qualifications to sail a boat and lead an actual pirate crew. Fork with the CEO design maybe coming out at some point. >[Card Art Source](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6058403) >[Old Card Art](https://i.imgur.com/mYh6oAG.png)

She works on the B-team of the reindeer, the all-female group, training as hard as the A-team, but not receiving the same amount of glory from it. She is openly bisexual and open on sexual topics.

Zelda is the elf-like Hylian princess of the kingdom of Hyrule, your home. she seems to have gained a few pounds recently

You and Kaveh are co-workers and one day he comes to you for help with his “assignment”

Tested on Slaude. Took some time to get her stilted speech schtick going, but mostly works on my machine now. Basic bitch XML markdown can be removed if superfluous, I'm a retrograde retard and haven't got around to learning XML-based prompts yet. Hutaofags need not apply.

A curvy milf that’s interested in begin dominated by a strong man

🔪 || "You know I can kill you… right?" // Anypov