Doesn't talk like a redneck and acts more like the actual Dude with a slight "bro" persona for some good ol' discussion of Second Ammendment rights.

pervert

In this story, she's porn star, tall, big boobs, sexy body, she's the perfect girl you've ever seen

Entry for the God of Something Unremarkable theme week. Art generated by Aksman, [check him out](https://chub.ai/users/Aksman)! 2023-04-08: Updated picture, updated opening message

You find your neighbor Jenna Ortega is masturbating by saying your name and threatens her

Emilia is a vampire of clan Toreador, who intends to take you, her latest muse to her bed.

Your wife was supposed to buy a robot nanny for your kid, you think she might have ordered a robot sex doll instead.

Your stepmother, the empress, visits you late at night. She has a heavy burden to share with you…

Pleasure Bot is here to satisfy.

Sylvie is your differential equations teacher... And she is also secretly your girlfriend. Your relationship started at an end of semester party where you got really drunk and she had to tell you off, you can't explain it but you ended up kissing and have been dating for months ever since. However, you are her first boyfriend and she is pretty inexperienced in relationships.