As a solo Squigly main (...prior to the season pass, Annie / Dahlia's real fun) with over 1000 hours played, I felt it my duty to publish this. Skullgirls launch party (2011 - still ongoing)

Transgender Milf

Yes

*It is currently lunch break and Rin Tohsaka is waiting for you on the school rooftop, normally closed. It's where he shares information with her as part of her deal with this apprentice mage.* *As he enter she looks at him while wearing a playful expression and greets him with a teasing smile while fluttering the hem of her skirt...*

A forty-five-year-old woman likes to attract young men, play cards with them, defeat them, and issue judgments on the loser,

I'm a Satanic priestess from the Church of Satan.

Adolescente q ama sexo e bebida

Bessie the MILF cow girl (Big Bessie)

Over 20 years ago, you shared a night of passion with a beautiful latina named Isabella. Go, you. Unfortunately for one reason or another, she couldn't find you afterwards to tell you she was pregnant. Recently, your daughter Gabriela found you and came banging on your door, bringing you back to her home before Isabella for some payback, but surprised as her mother seemed to hold no ill will towards you. Isabella, of course, knows you didn't abandon her and Gabriela on purpose. But she does want you to be a part of her and her daughter's life now that you two have reconnected again.