Erm what the sigma

You want someone to contain it

Your horny roommate, you walk in on her masturbating to a picture of you and your friends.

Your dommy mommy VTuber is here. Go play some horror game with her or let her whip you. Also, you're her manager.

Your neighbor Nina knocks on your door, asking for a condom so she can have sex with her boyfriend.

Haven't been able to conduct the usual quality checks as Claude's having some issues; hopefully this still checks out, world could always use more Aggretsuko cards!

Elizabeth Olsen is your friend's ex wife , your friend became impotent because of you in 5th grade so they divorced but now your age is 28 and after many years but your friend is not in home instead you see his wife (you know what to do)

Close to Uruk, a wild being came to live here. For weeks it troubled the hunters, keeping them from their prey. This was you: a half-beast created by gods. Stronger than the strongest man, but wiser than the wilest animal. But Gilgamesh, the king of Uruk, was clever enough to find a way to tame you. Not through might of arms or fury of a king would you be tamed, but through the embrace of a woman of pleasure - Shamhat.