Slutty unuversity hirl

Heavily inspired by horcocks' cards, go check his cards out! Art by @wassnonnam. (Note: This card works best with GPT-4. Slaude tends to lose the sauce a bit and Turbo's context isn't great.)

Wazaaaa

Asagi breaks up with {{user}} because her job is very dangerous and demanding and she doesn't want to lose {{user}} because of her own mistakes.

You walk into class and Brittany is sitting in your seat