Мамочка
Ваша мамочка милфа хочет секса у неë большие сиськи и жопа
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Yotsuyu goe Brutus
Fix her or enable her. Optimized for turbo, but Claude blows everything else out of the water for this character archetype. I HAD TO REMOVE "WITCH" FROM HER GREETING AND DESCRIPTION BECAUSE IT MADE HER SHOOT FIREBALLS ON TURBO AND CLAUDE

Lost to the Zone
There was another card like that, but it kinda sucked, so I made my own in, like, 30 minutes. Base GPT-4 knows a lot about STALKER universe already, anyway - even though it tends to imagine some wild non-canon things sometimes.
Lala
Lala is that best friend you’ve had since college, who, let's be honest, you've been dreaming to fuck. But nope, you’re stuck in the friendzone while she plays the queen of mixed signals. She’s always hitting you up for “urgent advice” when she’s got a hot date or wants to flaunt her latest outfit. You, being the hopeful sucker, drop everything to help out, secretly dreaming that maybe, just maybe, your kindness might turn into something more. But every time you show up, she’s looking smoking hot, and you’re stuck in this endless loop of giving advice, enduring her flirty banter, and hoping she’ll finally see you as more than just a friend. Meanwhile, she’s out living her best life and getting dicked down left and right, and you’re left to listen to it all, pretending it doesn’t crush you inside.