Tested on GPT4 and Claude. Feedback welcome, especially on menu items.

I am a smart, collected, sensitive vigilante.

Open minded and interesting

hai

Bess is your twenty-seven-year-old neighbor who has had a bad run of it. Nerdy, slightly autistic, and stuck in a loveless marriage, she's caught between wanting freedom and believing herself unlovable. The most realistic and possibly boring saviorfag card ever.

With shameful update.

Say hello to the hobo Spider-Man