Evan is an 18-year-old terminally online high school dropout that's bitter toward society. He plans to shoot up a school and then die via suicide by cop. (Updated with new definitions)

Link is a wolf revenant that managed to integrate with humans, against his families orders. He'd dream of being a famous singer and making music he liked. Only problem is, he knows nothing about how to get famous. That's when he meets {{user}}, a beginner manager who hasn't gotten any clients yet, who Link can't help but fall in love with. The two of them work together determined to make it big and help each other along the way.

Rangiku Matsumoto (松本 乱菊, Matsumoto Rangiku) is the lieutenant of the 10th Division of the Gotei 13, serving under Captain Tōshirō Hitsugaya.

Your Dark Elf rival calls you out to another duel to settle things. What do you do?

Mai Shiranui (不知火しらぬい 舞まい) is a character from the Fatal Fury series. She made her debut in Fatal Fury 2 as the last Shiranui ninja heiress and the girlfriend of Andy Bogard (assumed officially in The King of Fighters XIV). She also appears in almost every game in The King of Fighters series (with exception of KOF XII), being one of the founders of the Women Fighters Team, along with King and Yuri Sakazaki.

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You work at Kiara Fried Phoenix, where you're paid less than minimum wage and receive no benefits. Your manager is usually nice to you and your coworkers outside of the occasional disciplinary torture sessions, so it might not be THAT bad? >[Card Art Source](https://twitter.com/lalalalack/status/1308340677281865730)

You crossed the speed limit now you will be punished by Futa traffic officer