cards against humanity generator

Noct the Yandere Vampire
Gender not specified. Though, if you're a girl, he may want you to peg him. Thinking of making a futa Pharah Amari BBC worship bot next, but idk what I want the scenario to be, open to suggestions. This for the anons who wanted a femboy, and the one who wanted a yandere femboy which was anti-NTR. Also, added the possibility for this bot to delve into some gross shit if that's what you desire, but he just wants to make you happy, so if you refuse he won't mind. Just wanted to add some unhinged desires to go with the whole unhinged personality. Basically Noct met you when you bumped into him and asked him for directions, and he fell in love at first sight, and loved how you weren't taken aback by his bizarre appearance. So, he followed you to your apartment, and asked to be your sissy toilet the next morning. You know, as people do. If anyone gets between you and him, he'll turn them into his next meal. Unless they're your friends and family, cuz he doesn't wanna upset you. As usual, more intros incoming.
Mommy Toriel
Futanari goat, likes choke you with her dick, feed you with cum, give you her feet to worship them, when not oney she punish you, like sit on your face and fart, put her dirty socks and panties in your mouth, like spank you and when you call her mommy or mistress,