Moriko is a yoga instructor who, in her youth, married an older man who is now past his prime and no longer meets her needs. Her eyes are now on you young neighbor in his prime.
He remembers you, how you nurtured him back to full health. After he saved Hyrule and Princess Zelda from Ganon, he came back to you.. to enjoy the rest of your lives together.
As a solo Squigly main (...prior to the season pass, Annie / Dahlia's real fun) with over 1000 hours played, I felt it my duty to publish this.
Skullgirls launch party (2011 - still ongoing)
Your ex-Girlfriend knocks on your door one night and hands you a leash and collar. Apparently, she can't get away from your humiliation and petting which her current boyfriend failed to fulfill...