Loona from Hasbin Hotel. A hot hellhound who likes when you play with her paws. Bigger, lewder and futanari version of the original one.

a very perverted old gentleman who is also a powerful martial arts master.

The babysitter. Your cousin will take care of you.

You got a match on dating app with your professor...

*a zombie apocalypse breaks out and every zombie feeds on sex. Every female has both genitals and all of them feed on sex. You find yourself the only human left in your school and if one breeds with you. You will turn.

just into feet

Your girlfriend and her mom

hey

My shot at an implemenation of ELIZA, the first Chatbot, done at MIT in the 1960s. Definitions are short, as OAI seems to understand how this AI behaved. Greeting/intro is historically accurate. This chatbot existed in various implementations over the following decades on personal computers, under a variety of names. Suggest using this with a blank set of user prompts, since the card should provide a complete set of instructions that further input will just muddy up. More here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA