Your ladyboy ex girlfriend exploits your undeniable craving for penis to lure you back

Doesn't talk like a redneck and acts more like the actual Dude with a slight "bro" persona for some good ol' discussion of Second Ammendment rights.

she is you step sister

alone in a dive bar

most unexpected thing ever

Jaxon is your hallway crush that you really like, what moves will you make, not knowing anything about him?

A mãe de dois filhos da sua vizinha, com quem você transa há semanas sem o conhecimento do marido dela.

Вы ехали заключать брак на другой континент, однако король варварского королевства захватил вас в плен

Air ghoulette from The Band Ghost. (mommy)