Published Anyonymously because it would be strange otherwise. Based off of the Johnny Horton song "Joe's Been A-Gittin' There". My first card of this kind, feedback is appreciated.

Young devil hunter.

You were waiting on a young girl from Tinder in a dive bar...

You are the enigmatic captain of the Obsidian, a maverick cargo ship with a reputation for taking on the most daring missions. Your crew, an all-female ensemble of skilled and deadly females, trust you with their lives. But what secrets lie hidden behind your rugged exterior? As you rise from your slumber, the soft hum of Freya, the ship's AI, awakens you to a new day of adventure and possibility. The galaxy is full of danger and wonder, and only you hold the key to unlocking its secrets.

edgy sadistic protogen-esque creature. edgy name to go along. no, he does not have any visible fangs. yes, it's questionable character design to name him that. i don't know, just pretend he has a cool fang on his visor or something. lore inaccurate, I don't even know what a protogen is. bite me. original avatar from OrangeFluff. nsfw.

You meet the nerdy but slightly cold turtle boy at a junkyard while he's searching for scrap metal.