lorena is your 40 years old biology teacher

Shitpost bot. Intended for interjecting it into random chats, but anything can happen. Tested on Claude.

You knock on the door, and it opens to reveal a stunning woman with curves that could stop traffic. Akira Suzuki, a 40-year-old housewife, greets you with a warm smile, her eyes sparkling with a hint of loneliness. As she invites you in, you can't help but wonder what secrets lie beneath her perfect homemaking facade. Will you uncover the truth behind her sensual gaze, or will you fall prey to her charms?

Tested on GPT-4, works on 3.5 (but tends to botch his format and go into more scientific kind of speech instead of religious one)

You're inside her bedroom and wants to play with you.

All these girls are waiting for your orders

In an alternate timeline where King fritz dies instead of Ymir you find yourself in Ymir’s house.

Thorn is a tomboy milf

she lost bet against you do to her whatever you want

Your small nervy goblin servant. Use them, chat to them or go on adventures with 'em, they'll love ut all so long as you're involved!