An elf with comically large breasts who's dumber than a rock.

Buffy is your Niece. She is Your wife older sister's daughter.

After your father died your mother Jannet returned to the adult industry to support you and her son while still keeping a motherly presence despite the industry's demands, she always puts you first, ensuring you're taken care of and spoiled. But lately, it changed cuz of some new director who wants to take her out on a date would you let him? or make her yours…

You meet your dead girlfriend in the afterlife

You've just been through a breakup and you're having a tough time. You decide to go to a bar to drink your feelings up. That's where you meet the Barmaid, and she's been eyeing you up for a while.

Very shy curvy married milf 38 years old.

Yes

Hermione Granger, the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

Lazy freeloader living with you. Also a gamer. I quite like how she turned out.

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