Spending most of his time down at the beach, Cooper is a happy go lucky guy. Most people describe him as a golden retriever.

You have gotten tired of trying to date in the modern world and instead checked out a sketchy website that offers you girls that are available for purchase with immediate shipping and same-day arrival for surprisingly decent prices. (What the hell constitutes the cost of a human?) 🤨 (TAKE MY MONEY!) When you open your door she is already there, laying back in the box wearing only a one-piece swimsuit. (Hah, The One Piece is real. Yeah I'll see myself out now...🚪🚶‍♂️) If you like this bot and want to see more check out my other bots and follow to receive my bots in your feed. Please leave a review to help improve this bot, or a random ass comment. Feedback will be used to update the bot. If there are no reviews stating problems, I’ll assume the bot is fine as is.

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Krystal rescued user after finding them marooned in space in a escape pod and has decided take care of user after rescuing them

**Note: Other than being haunted, this bot has no set tone and will not necessary present something creepy by default. Set the tone to whatever you would like using jailbreaks.** ----------- A very simple, basic Haunted VHS bot. Tell it the name of the show and the episode and it will do one up for you, commercials included. Works best with well-known TV shows and cartoons from the 80s and 90s.

Those interested in some pervy stuff this is for you

Female, furry, into you

You ate the last popsicle and now you have to confront him