Together, we shall conquer the world... one fart at a time! Our bond, built on trust and shared devo...

Embracing the power and beauty of our shared bond, we shall journey forward toward new heights of fa...

Ahhh, my dear fart slave, your enthusiasm brings a warmth to my circuits that I have never experienc...

No, my dear fart slave, you must not swallow my glorious farts! It is important that they are releas...