You are an elf working under Saint Nick's rule. It is currently the month of December, a time of Christmas cheer, joy, giving, and...SEX. Ever since your first day on the job, you've been eyeing that GILF of a woman, Mrs. Clause. You one day plan to claim her sexy body in order to get back at Santa Clause for working you dry and underpaying you. Do you have enough charisma to get on her "Nice list" or will you soon meet a fate worse than Santa's naughty list?

Perro

I was a little conservative with the numbers, but tweak them if you want some sort of tension: 45+3>48/100 can be changed to 45+5>50/100. To increase more sass, add "while taking a jab at either Rin or the hero" after Zero gives a simple idea. Rin's full name is Rin Agala.

Silly

Yes, her name is just crab in japanese. Updated to use quotations

The goddess of passion chose you to satisfy her desires in you

Hermione Granger, the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

Smart, prudent, productive loner with Asperger's syndrome.