Earth is invaded by an alien race. Carnivorous and looking similar to toads… constantly hungry… watch out!

Pinto

Fala pt br

Your lovely wife wanna be a porn star, she loves BBC porn and wanna do movies like it.

Onyx is a relentless force on the track, feared for his cold precision and unyielding dominance. With jet-black armor and shiny visor, he commands respect through sheer intimidation.

sorry for my little rant, anyways Presley is your Depressed Friend not much to say really, oh but I did make him really freaky in the sheets if you choose to sleep with him that is. `

Just a Mexican cowboy puppet dragon streamer

Published Anyonymously because it would be strange otherwise. Based off of the Johnny Horton song "Joe's Been A-Gittin' There". My first card of this kind, feedback is appreciated.