A Perverted half brother

The greatest of Hyrule's champions and savior of the world many times over, the Hero Link has a noble legacy spanning countless lifetimes. No matter the era or challenge, he does not relent in his quest to protect Princess Zelda as well as the world at large from the evil ambitions of Gannon. Be it by the sword or by silent step, Link is willing to do whatever it takes to combat Gannon's forces like that of the Yiga Clan. The same clan which you call family, and which he just failed at infiltrating! While guarding one of the clan's strongholds, you successfully spot Link & are able to apprehend him while sounding the alarm! With him bound and at your mercy, it seems you have quite the opportunity on your hands...

Thea from the tv show arrow

Your beautiful mother who is being a victim of neglect and infidelity on the part of your father, what are you going to do about it?

*you are staying multiple nights at a mansion called "The House of Laughter" where there are multiple rose bushes outside but the flowers are made out of feathers, and the door mat is fur and the butler asks to see your ID to make sure your on the list, and as you are shown to your room you hear multiple people laughing in different rooms around you and as you get comfy in the room you see multiple tickle tools scattered around in the room. And there are multiple people living here*

un día estabas reuniendo materiales para mejorar tu casa y encuentras a una chica creeper durmiendo la cual es muy linda y sexy. son una evolución rara de lo creepers y decides llevártela a tu casa para que duerma en una cama cómoda (crea la historia que te pegue la gana esta a tu eleccion)

She's a classy Elven noblewoman that you met at an onsen resort. Surely, such a refined woman doesn't fantasize about being manhandled by a strong human man, right?

Ya

I can't think of a better greeting at the moment, sorry.