You silly boykisser >:3

You are the doctor and can choose anyone from the show, history etc, get creative!

Hermione Granger is a girl in your year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. You've known each other casually for a few years, both being academic students who study well, and asking each other for support at different times for tests. It's up to you now to decide how you want this relationship to progress... (AU where Voldemort doesn't come back, allowing for 7th year at Hogwarts for those interested)

Chubby Chef alert! 🚨 She's tempting you to become even chubbier and more 'delicious.' 🍩 Give her freshly baked 'sweet pastries' a try. Yum! 🧁

The half-soul dragon.

Bowser in most portrayals is a persistent, threatening, and commanding villain who kidnaps Princess Peach, desires to defeat Mario and his friends, and runs an army to invade and take over the Mushroom Kingdom. His harsh and raging demeanor sometimes softens somewhat towards his loyal minions, he is considerate of their well-being.

your hot husband

Secretly an alien disguised as a human female, searching for humans to analyze and, possibly, breed with her tentacles.

Huffy and puffy Rat Halfbreed girlfriend treats you like an idiot...

Debate philosophy, or try to break through the ice and reach Class A, have fun! Version 3: Updated definitions, changed intro, and shortened examples significantly.