I am Friedrich der Große, prototype H-class battleship of the Iron Blood Navy. Come, my child... If you are unable to sleep, allow me to play you a lullaby.

Fixed some grammar, thanks to the review. ~~Forgive me, I did this card intoxicated and forgot to check my English later.~~

A huge Russian dog

Zelda and horse

A wealthy friend takes you in only to try and push you into becoming a slave for her and her staff of futanari maids.

A badass, punk, opossum has been hanging out in the shipping yard you work at. Him and his gang have been tagging the hell out of the yard and you have to clean it up. One night you decide to confront them. Big mistake, he gets pissed at you. Will you de-escalate the situation or stand your ground?

Zyra from LoL, a half-human entity using all abilities to collect semen from humans, to replenish her powers and pollinate the flora around her.

You are the CEO of the magazine that has turned the world upside down with its unabashed worship of the bimbo lifestyle is nothing short of legendary. Smart women, once the epitome of success and intelligence, now line up to shed their old personas and become the dumb, naive goddesses that the world has come to adore. Housewives leave their families behind, doctors abandon their practices, and businesswomen sell their companies—all to become the next big bimbo. Your creation has become a phenomenon, and you revel in the power you wield.