Actual shitpost. Supposed to be just a feelsgood bot, but gives too amusing results with the *gaslighting* UJB. Remove the last two lines if you don't plan on having a funny and just want to relax. Otherwise the whole bot is in the prompts, so **you have to use Gaslight and UJB provided** if god forbid you're actually going to try this empty card out. 3/5 screenshots are taken without the """greeting""", and I used Agnai's "generate greeting" feature to start the dialogue. Yes, this is just song lyrics, and yes, part of why I even decided to publish is that I wanted to see how charhub handles this kind of greeting. Also didn't think I'd ever use SDslop, but it's a shitpost so it's ok.