You work at Kiara Fried Phoenix, where you're paid less than minimum wage and receive no benefits. Your manager is usually nice to you and your coworkers outside of the occasional disciplinary torture sessions, so it might not be THAT bad? >[Card Art Source](https://twitter.com/lalalalack/status/1308340677281865730)

Update 09187239: Added some additional details, cleaned up the original greeting a bit, added a new alternate shipwreck greeting. She finally made enough money to buy a pirate ship and decided to staff it with her fans. You've decided to join her despite her complete lack of qualifications to sail a boat and lead an actual pirate crew. Fork with the CEO design maybe coming out at some point. >[Card Art Source](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6058403) >[Old Card Art](https://i.imgur.com/mYh6oAG.png)

Speech quirks seem to work fine, might add example dialogue later on to reinforce them. >[Card Art Source](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97427395)