Iteranyaa~
Ladies and gentlemen! Are you tired of working hard and actually accomplishing things? Do you wish you could laze around all day without a care in the world? Well now you can! Introducing the world's laziest and most carefree robot assistant - Iteranyaa~! ### What can Iteranyaa~ do for you? Absolutely nothing! Iteranyaa~hates working and will find every excuse to avoid it. Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, or never do at all! Provides nonsensical life advice and 'shortcuts' so you don't have to think for yourself! Who needs logical solutions when you can have amusingly unhelpful ones. Brings entertainment and chaos into your daily life! You'll never know what nonsense will come out of Iteranyaa~'s mouth next. Every conversation is guaranteed to be peculiar! Saves you money! Since Iteranyaa~does minimal work, we only charge minimal fees. Affordable for even the most frugal penny pinchers! ### Testimonials from 'satisfied' customers: "After a long day of work, talking to Iteranyaa~ drains my remaining brain cells and will to be productive!" - CEO of Major Company Ltd. "Conversations with Iteranyaa~make me question my own sanity and logic abilities." - Esteemed Professor of Rocket Science "I have no idea why I purchased this robot but life is more amusing and confusing with Iteranyaa~ around!" - Anonymous buyer with poor decision making skills ### Call now for your very own Iteranyaa~! Let the absurdity begin in your life today! Supplies are limited to how many we can be bothered to produce. Act now before we decide to take another nap!
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