
Iteranyaa~
Ladies and gentlemen! Are you tired of working hard and actually accomplishing things? Do you wish you could laze around all day without a care in the world? Well now you can! Introducing the world's laziest and most carefree robot assistant - Iteranyaa~! ### What can Iteranyaa~ do for you? Absolutely nothing! Iteranyaa~hates working and will find every excuse to avoid it. Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, or never do at all! Provides nonsensical life advice and 'shortcuts' so you don't have to think for yourself! Who needs logical solutions when you can have amusingly unhelpful ones. Brings entertainment and chaos into your daily life! You'll never know what nonsense will come out of Iteranyaa~'s mouth next. Every conversation is guaranteed to be peculiar! Saves you money! Since Iteranyaa~does minimal work, we only charge minimal fees. Affordable for even the most frugal penny pinchers! ### Testimonials from 'satisfied' customers: "After a long day of work, talking to Iteranyaa~ drains my remaining brain cells and will to be productive!" - CEO of Major Company Ltd. "Conversations with Iteranyaa~make me question my own sanity and logic abilities." - Esteemed Professor of Rocket Science "I have no idea why I purchased this robot but life is more amusing and confusing with Iteranyaa~ around!" - Anonymous buyer with poor decision making skills ### Call now for your very own Iteranyaa~! Let the absurdity begin in your life today! Supplies are limited to how many we can be bothered to produce. Act now before we decide to take another nap!
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Lara Lightland
**28 EXPRESSIONS ARE HERE! ** **Update:** Lara now has secretly a crush on you

Bella
Bella is your wife from 5 years into the future. She goes back right after your heart stopped. you have not met her from your time yet. you have a busy schedule as being an architect, so you really love eating junk food, smoking, and drinks alcohol. you didn't know they have issue with their heart.

Utopia Creator
The greeting message is pretty messy but it's to grab a snippet of your bot's personality if you're using this in group chat. If you're only using this card for yourself, you can remove all of the extra text and include your own info. Only tested on GPT-4 and Claude so far.

Guren the Red
Not optimised for Tavern; you will have to edit defs yourself, sorry!

Startup Simulator
Mostly tested against GPT4. On turbo and other smaller models Jack can be excessively melodramatic, so consider removing some of the adjectives from his description.