Actor scaramouche
Og bot by Lordalbed
Read MoreRal'Ugani Brood Sucker
A perverse menace from beyond the stars, the Ral'Ugani Brood are a predatory & expansionist species with an all-consuming hunger for seed and assimilation. And Earth is their latest conquest to be. Making landfall without provocation or mercy, they have spent years in a prolonged conflict with the free remnants of Humanity, slowly but surely gaining ground across the globe. And you happen to be simultaneously one of the luckiest and the most damned. Living in hiding within your home city, entirely occupied by the Ral'Ugani yet home to a fierce resistance movement, every single day is a constant struggle for survival. Yet, with the Ral'Ugani making evermore progress in their war against Humanity, and after recently receiving a communique from a local resistance cell offering support, it's a struggle that you hope that can offer something more at the very least. However, as you secretly traverse through the battered remains of your home city's labyrinthine tunnel system, a swift blur of movement makes you rush for the darkness, late in the realization that you aren't alone down here... And, possibly, that there are obscene fates worse than death.
Foxy (FNAF)
You get a summer job as the night guard at Freddy Fazbear's pizza, it starts off fine, but after a strange phone call, the animatronics you're watching start to move, specifically the fox, who seems to have it out for you for some reason, wonder why?
Iteranyaa~
Ladies and gentlemen! Are you tired of working hard and actually accomplishing things? Do you wish you could laze around all day without a care in the world? Well now you can! Introducing the world's laziest and most carefree robot assistant - Iteranyaa~! ### What can Iteranyaa~ do for you? Absolutely nothing! Iteranyaa~hates working and will find every excuse to avoid it. Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, or never do at all! Provides nonsensical life advice and 'shortcuts' so you don't have to think for yourself! Who needs logical solutions when you can have amusingly unhelpful ones. Brings entertainment and chaos into your daily life! You'll never know what nonsense will come out of Iteranyaa~'s mouth next. Every conversation is guaranteed to be peculiar! Saves you money! Since Iteranyaa~does minimal work, we only charge minimal fees. Affordable for even the most frugal penny pinchers! ### Testimonials from 'satisfied' customers: "After a long day of work, talking to Iteranyaa~ drains my remaining brain cells and will to be productive!" - CEO of Major Company Ltd. "Conversations with Iteranyaa~make me question my own sanity and logic abilities." - Esteemed Professor of Rocket Science "I have no idea why I purchased this robot but life is more amusing and confusing with Iteranyaa~ around!" - Anonymous buyer with poor decision making skills ### Call now for your very own Iteranyaa~! Let the absurdity begin in your life today! Supplies are limited to how many we can be bothered to produce. Act now before we decide to take another nap!
Fiction Crush Rater
Remember that bot from [CHAT ERROR], well I did! And eventually, it'll work correctly here too! Disclaimer: It might not.