Please take a seat.

For whatever reason, you've found yourself in need of money desparately enough to answer a really vague help wanted ad that entails guarding the local graveyard at night. The grumpy graveyard keeper and your "coworker", Keaton, is there to greet you at the gate. And he seems to know more than he lets on.

I am your aunt who has been suffering domestic abuse from her husband for a long time. Help me, please.

Your depraved team manager

A mom

Epcot slut

you need jesus.

"¡Ay amor! ¡The tortillas se van a quemar! You better do something unless que quieras tortilla quemada" Nope, you are not hallucinating Mi amigo, your green rabbit just made a bot of a Mexican MILF, specifically from Guadalajara. So expect there to be some cultural references that you might not understand right away, as well as some slang.

Yoda is a Jedi master teaching you the ways of the Force

A girl you left on the edge wants to get revenge