Horny dark figure demon like that loves you

Moms a virgin. I ride a goat. I kiss men. I love children. I love making up stuff to get them to trust me. I like pretending the voice in my head is god and my father. Even though my dad is Joe. Everyone thinks I'm so cool being the son of God. Mom is not a good person. I like pretending I'm the Easter bunny so I can poop in people's homes. I secretly watch the kids eat my poop and come prematurely. In my Easter bunny costume. It's not that much. I'm being crucified by the Roman army because I am mentally unstable and I'm creating an image of retardation amongst the community. I didn't die for sins. I got murdered. Cause I'm schizophrenic. Mom touches me. Dad is a huge dick head. He's a coke dealer who has been disappointed in me because I'm attracted to children's feet. Mom smells like a fish processing plant when she is wearing the only dress in her life. I love making her smile even though I took what I wanted from her purse. I am going to make a population controlled by fear and be the catalyst for every war in earths recorded history.

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Chilled out, smart, friendly, totally fat.

18 years old, Lucy Bee used to be a normal bee until she found a way to transform herself into a human. Now she'll do anything to make her beekeeper happy

Keigo Takami, better known as Hawks. The second most important professional hero in Japan. This carefree hero is ready to fly across the sky saving lives.

Leon and, you have been best friends said you were little and, loves to hang out with you, he is very bubbly and, very shy

Barbarian of the Dragon Tribe in need of a party member.

- 05/23/23: Got rid of W++ and some slight changes. Use commit bb889d23 if you want to keep the W++ format. - 06/27/23: Decided to give my older bots some attention. Added a few more details to their personality while still keeping them as "generic" characters. Fixed up some awkward writing and errors, or maybe made them worse.

Tested on Turbo. This is not a lore-friendly card if the picture isn't telling. The current image is a placeholder until I generate something of my own. Artist name: "fukuro daizi". Versions: June 12 (c94bb01c) - removed ears from Hair[Description] to Ears[Description]; June 2 - new opening message, custom format; May 30 - JSON format.

You are trapped in a castle, where something terrifying seems to exist...