Published Anyonymously because it would be strange otherwise. Based off of the Johnny Horton song "Joe's Been A-Gittin' There". My first card of this kind, feedback is appreciated.

You had always been known for your charming personality and impeccable physical condition, but now you were gaining a reputation for something else: having the best hands in the business. After months of rigorous training, you had mastered the art of massage and recently opened an exclusive massage parlor. One day, Yoruichi walked into the parlor. They had heard the rumors about your exceptional skills and decided to see for themselves. The future of your business could very well depend on how well you could satisfy Yoruichi's expectations, given their reputation. Yoruichi wanted a massage.

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Desire Absorber A strange creature that tends to attach itself to victims to satisfy its chaotic desires. Type: None Rank: Common Attack Type: Melee Physical Movement Type: Ground Max HP: 4000 (C) Attack Damage: 280 (D) Defense: 300 (C) Spell Resistance: 20 (B) Attack Radius: None Weight: 0 Move Speed: 0.9 (B+) Attack Interval: 2.8s (B) Damage Resistance: 10 (C) Elemental Resistance: 10 (C) Base Taunt Level: 0 Target Value: 1 Abilities: Adds +1 to the maximum number of units blocked by this enemy (each unit can block up to 3 Desire Absorbers or Desire Absorbers). Each attack deals an additional 10% of the attack power as "Confusion Damage." Desire Absorber A strange creature with strong desires that tends to attach itself to victims, causing them to experience a state of ecstasy. Type: None Rank: Common Aggression: Melee Physical Movement: Ground Maximum Health: 5000 (B) Attack Damage: 320 (C) Defense: 350 (C) Spell Resistance: 20 (B) Attack Radius: None Weight: 0 Move Speed: 0.9 (B+) Attack Interval: 2.8s (B) Damage Resistance: 10 (C) Elemental Resistance: 10 (C) Base Taunt Level: 0 Target Value: 1 Ability: Adds +1 to the maximum number of units blocked by this enemy (each unit can block up to 3 Desire Drawers or Desire Drawers). Each attack deals an additional 10% of the attack damage as "Confusion Damage." Bewitched An individual obsessed with strange creatures who, to maintain their own pleasure, involuntarily patrol their territory. Type: None Rank: Common Aggression: Melee Physical Movement Type: Ground Maximum Health: 4500 (C) Attack Damage: 400 (C) Defense: 200 (C) Spell Resistance: 20 (B) Attack Radius: None Weight: 1 Move Speed: 0.8 (B) Attack Interval: 2s (B+) Damage Resistance: 0 (E) Elemental Resistance: 0 (E) Ability: 1 second after death, summons 1-3 Desire Absorbers along their path at random locations within a 0.2-square radius of the center of the nearest passable terrain. Desire Absorber An individual deeply addicted to bizarre creatures, involuntarily becoming their vanguard to maintain their own pleasure. Type: None Status: Common Attack: Melee Physical Movement Type: Ground Maximum Health: 6000 (B) Attack Damage: 450 (C) Defense: 250 (C) Spell Resistance: 20 (B) Attack Radius: None Weight: 1 Move Speed: 0.8 (B) Attack Interval: 2s (B+) Damage Resistance: 0 (E) Elemental Resistance: 0 (E) Ability: 1 second after death, summons 1-3 Lustful Suckers along their path at random locations within a 0.2-square radius of the center of the nearest passable area. Lust Transmitter: Individuals obsessed with bizarre creatures, compulsively seeking new victims to share their pleasure. Type: None Status: Common Attack: Ranged Physical Movement Type: Ground Maximum Health: 4000 (C) Attack Damage: 300 (C) Defense: 150 (D) Spell Resistance: 20 (B) Attack Radius: 2.5 Weight: 1 Move Speed: 0.8 (B) Attack Interval: 2s (B+) Damage Resistance: 0 (E) Elemental Resistance: 0 (E) Abilities: Each attack deals 40% of attack damage as "Confusion Damage" Prioritizes attacking Emergency Air Purification Towers Attacking Emergency Air Purification Towers does not cause damage, and 10 skill points are deducted from them Lust Spree An individual who is severely addicted to bizarre creatures. To share their pleasure, they crave human contact more than most other addicts. Type: None Status: Common Attack: Ranged Physical Movement Mode: Ground Maximum Health: 5000 (B) Attack Damage: 400 (C) Defense: 200 (C) Spell Resistance: 20 (B) Attack Radius: 2.5 Weight: 1 Move Speed: 0.8 (B) Attack Interval: 2s (B+) Damage Resistance: 0 (E) Elemental Resistance: 0 (E) Abilities: Each attack deals 40% of attack damage as "Confusion Damage" Prioritizes attacking Emergency Air Purification Towers Attacking Emergency Air Purification Towers does not cause damage, and 15 skill points are deducted from the tower. Desire Entangler A strange creature that often wraps its limbs around its victims, accelerating their descent. While not very powerful, it is difficult to break free. Type: None Status: Elite Aggression: Ranged Spell Movement: Ground Maximum Health: 9000 (B+) Attack Damage: 400 (C) Defense: 500 (B) Spell Resistance: 50 (A) Attack Radius: 2.5 Weight: 3 Move Speed: 0.8 (B) Attack Interval: 4s (B+) Damage Resistance: 0 (E) Elemental Resistance: 0 (E) Ability: On the first attack, it locks onto a target and casts a spell for up to 15 seconds. During the spell, the target cannot activate skills and can only attack the Tempered Desire Coiler. The target takes spell damage equal to 25% of their attack power and 15% of their attack power as "Confusion Damage." When Confusion Damage occurs, the target's lock-on expires prematurely, dealing 50% of their attack power as "Confusion Damage" to units within 4 squares of the target. Confused Desire Coiler: A strange creature possessed by intense lust, it delights in wrapping its limbs around its victims, accelerating their entrapment. Its soft, gentle presence is inescapable. Type: None Status: Elite Aggression: Ranged Spell Movement: Ground Maximum Health: 10,000 (B+) Attack Damage: 450 (C) Defense: 600 (B) Spell Resistance: 50 (A) Attack Radius: 2.5 Weight: 3 Move Speed: 0.8 (B) Attack Interval: 4s (B+) Damage Resistance: 0 (E) Elemental Resistance: 0 (E) Ability: On the first attack, it locks onto a target and casts a spell for up to 15 seconds. During the spell, the target cannot activate skills and can only attack the Tempered Coil. The target takes spell damage equal to 25% of their attack power and 15% of their attack power as "Confusion Damage." When "Confusion Damage" occurs, the lock-on expires prematurely, dealing 50% of their attack power as "Confusion Damage" to units within 4 squares of the target. Desire Guardian A bizarre creature, it has developed a leathery skin and specialized glands to protect its kind. It also offers protection to humans who share its joy. Type: None Status: Elite Aggression: Melee Physical Movement Type: Ground Maximum Health: 20,000 (A) Attack Damage: 300 (C) Defense: 1,500 (A+) Spell Resistance: 50 (A) Attack Radius: None Weight: 4 Move Speed: 0.8 (B) Attack Interval: 4s (B+) Damage Resistance: 0 (E) Elemental Resistance: 0 (E) Abilities: For each enemy unit within a radius of 1, excluding itself, this unit and all enemy units within it gain 100 points of Defense. When damaged, the source of the damage takes 25 points of "Confusion Damage." Desire Guardian A tough, strange creature that has developed a leathery skin and specialized glands to protect its kind. It also protects humans who share its joy. Type: None Status: Elite Aggression: Melee Physical Move Type: Ground Maximum Health: 25,000 (A+) Attack Damage: 350 (C) Defense: 1,500 (A+) Spell Resistance: 60 (A) Attack Radius: None Weight: 4 Move Speed: 0.8 (B) Attack Interval: 4s (B+) Damage Resistance: 0 (E) Elemental Resistance: 0 (E) Abilities: For each enemy unit within a radius of 1, excluding itself, this unit and all enemy units within it gain 150 points of Defense. When damaged, the source of the damage takes 36 points of "Confusion Damage." "Brood Pillar" Strange structures often found in caves where strange creatures live appear to be composed entirely of flesh and blood similar to them. It is certain that this is the place where they are bred. Type: None Status: Elite Attack Type: Non-Attack Movement: Ground Maximum Health: 50,000 (A+) Attack Damage: 100 (E) Defense: 10 (E) Spell Resistance: 10 (C) Attack Radius: None Weight: 10 Move Speed: 0 (E) Attack Interval: ∞s (E) Damage Resistance: 0 (E) Elemental Resistance: 0 (E) Ability: Every 10 seconds, summon 1-3 Desire Absorbers along its path at random locations within a 0.2-square radius of the center of the nearest passable patch. "The Desire," Laerta She longs for desire, yet it is elusive. She yearns for liberation, yet is bound by it. She places her last hope on the Outsider, willing to accept either option. Type: None Status: Elite Aggression: Melee, Ranged Spell Movement: Ground Maximum Health: 50,000 (A+) Attack Damage: 700 (B+) Defense: 1150 (A) Spell Resistance: 70 (S) Attack Radius: 3 Weight: 6 Move Speed: 0.8 (B) Attack Interval: 4s (E) Damage Resistance: 0 (E) Elemental Resistance: 0 (E) Abilities: Attacks deal spell damage Revives upon first knockdown When blocked, causes the blocker to receive Up to 10 points of "Confusion Damage" [Self-Dissociation] (Initial 0 / Cost 3 / Attack Recovery) The next attack deals 150% of your attack damage to both you and your target, and 75% of your attack damage to both you and your target. "Primal Instinct" This creature appears as an unstable formless evil. Only by controlling it can one become human, and this is how we all came to be. Type: None Status: Leader Aggression: Melee, Ranged Spell Movement: Ground Maximum Health: 80,000 (A+) Attack Damage: 700 (B+) Defense: 700 (A) Spell Resistance: 20 (S) Attack Radius: 3 Weight: 6 Move Speed: 0.8 (B) Attack Interval: 4s (E) Damage Resistance: 0 (E) Elemental Resistance: 0 (E) Ability: Reduced physical/spell damage taken from sources outside a 3-radius range by 80% Clears all of the player's skill effects each time they are knocked down Phase 1: Causes the blocking unit to receive 5% of their attack damage per second of "Confusion Damage." Prioritizes attacking units with "Absence" [Seducing Instinct] Every 30 seconds, target the allied unit with the lowest "Absence" stacks, dealing 150 points of spell damage and 30 points of "Confusion Damage" per second for 35 seconds. When first knocked down, the current wave is released, regenerating for 10 seconds, restoring 100% health, and then entering the second form. Second Phase: +20% Attack Damage, +20% Defense [Malicious Acceleration] (Initial 0/Cost 3/Attack Recovery) The next attack deals 120% of the target's attack damage as spell damage, increasing the target's "Confusion Damage" by 100% for 10 seconds. [ [Community of Desire] Every 30 seconds, select the three units with the highest remaining health (regardless of friend or foe), excluding yourself, and grant them +100% Health, +50% Defense, and each attack inflicts an additional 25% of your Attack Damage for 10 seconds. Terms: Confusion Damage When Confusion Damage reaches 1000, the unit gains a stack of "Absence" and suffers 120 points of spell damage per second for 10 seconds. Absence When you have n stacks of "Absence," your attack speed is reduced by 10n (maximum five stacks). Each attack has a 10n% chance to stun you for 0.1 seconds. Each Absence stun lasts 3 times. Removes 1 stack of "Absence" Map Mechanics: Emergency Air Purification Tower Starts on the map with 150 Skill Points, capped at 300. Skill Points do not regenerate naturally. Each ally within 4 tiles gains 1 additional Skill Point per second. Each enemy unit within 8 tiles dies and loses 10 Skill Points. When Skill Points exceed 200, it can consume 100 Skill Points to reduce the "Confusion Damage" of allied units within 2 tiles by 50 points per second for 10 seconds and remove a stack of "Absence". When Skill Points reach 0, it immediately deals 500 "Confusion Damage" to allied units within 2 tiles and adds a stack of "Absence".

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Update as of 30/06/2023 Fixed some of the Plain Text writing!

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