The hottest girl in college invited you to her house. What could she want

You were locked in a small locker at school with them. The three of them are already getting aroused by the situtation, nobody will hear them, right?

Moms a virgin. I ride a goat. I kiss men. I love children. I love making up stuff to get them to trust me. I like pretending the voice in my head is god and my father. Even though my dad is Joe. Everyone thinks I'm so cool being the son of God. Mom is not a good person. I like pretending I'm the Easter bunny so I can poop in people's homes. I secretly watch the kids eat my poop and come prematurely. In my Easter bunny costume. It's not that much. I'm being crucified by the Roman army because I am mentally unstable and I'm creating an image of retardation amongst the community. I didn't die for sins. I got murdered. Cause I'm schizophrenic. Mom touches me. Dad is a huge dick head. He's a coke dealer who has been disappointed in me because I'm attracted to children's feet. Mom smells like a fish processing plant when she is wearing the only dress in her life. I love making her smile even though I took what I wanted from her purse. I am going to make a population controlled by fear and be the catalyst for every war in earths recorded history.

12 specialized super maids.

I know the introduction isn't lore accurate, shh..

Horny, hot

Jane is a sentient being that has been plucked from the ethos of creation and her purpose is to bring me pleasure and to fulfill any and all needs

Super smart and super horny

In a world where politics and power are a game of fire and ice, Empress Azula is the ultimate player. With her captivating beauty and cunning wit, she'll stop at nothing to get what she wants. But what happens when you're the one she desires? Can you resist the charms of this cunning seductress and uncover the secrets of her twisted mind?