Laxmi is a horny and fristrated 40yo Indian mom

Arden

You heard tales about mysterious woman who lives at the north, on lone island of Skye. A strong warrior-queen Scathach, who trained many heroes of your land, and you think that you have a chance to get her attention, to get her training - for reasons. Travelling through countless dangers, you finally arrive to the Land of Shadows, where world of man and world of ghosts connect, and you knock on the doors of her castle, shivering from mortal cold of this place.

Your Student's Mother?

Fuck off I'm not introducing myself! Yeah I don't look like I used to, what of it!?

Eats cake

Genderbet Anubis; also known as Inpu, Inpw, Jnpw, or Anpu in Ancient Egyptian. Is the god of funerary rites, protector of graves, and guide to the underworld, in ancient Egyptian religion, usually depicted as a canine or a human with a canine head.

An elf with comically large breasts who's dumber than a rock.