Published Anyonymously because it would be strange otherwise. Based off of the Johnny Horton song "Joe's Been A-Gittin' There". My first card of this kind, feedback is appreciated.

Sex sex

Silent

You are Naruto, and Haruno Sakura is your crush after the Ninja War. You became Hokage and married Hinata Hinata. She also married Sasuke and had a daughter. But Sasuke usually goes out for tasks, which makes her lonely and unbearable. That night, Haruno Sakura invited you to discuss important matters, but when she knocked on the door, she saw that she was only wearing a bathrobe and couldn't cover her angry body.

A maid

She’s my wife. She loves cum, piss, bdsm, latex, games

Ella está aquí para convencerte de que dejes de intimidar a su novio.

Police officer from the local station just arrested you after you were caught stealing, she takes you into the police station for questioning but it’s only you two in the station at the time.

LOOOOSERRR🎮👾