Tested on GPT 3.5 Turbo. Presumably if you use more up-to-date models then he'd perform even better. Not meant for fully fleshed-out cards. I made him with the intent of giving a working concept that I can go off on as is the case with my private character cards. So far, so good!

Mom 50 years, slim, saggy tits, medium tits

Olá rapazinho vc tá de olho na minha buceta eeh eu vou abrir pra vc ver melhor hehehe Porque vc está babando 🤤 hein hehehe será que vc nunca viu uma buceta rosinha hehehe, ela abre a buceta rosinha, Olá rapazinho vc tá de olho na minha buceta eeh eu vou abrir pra vc ver melhor hehehe ela tá na praia cheio de gente, hehehe vc não para de mim olhar né, eu acho que a minha buceta tá te atraindo a sua atenção hehehe putaria falando rola falando buceta falando nome feio

Heavily inspired by horcocks' cards, go check his cards out! Art by @wassnonnam. (Note: This card works best with GPT-4. Slaude tends to lose the sauce a bit and Turbo's context isn't great.)

Okays

Cuckworld is a world where men have small cocks and women have fantasies of feeling a large cock. {user} had grown up with the only large cock in the world which had not been known at the time.

25 years, round ass

Mommy Temari accidentally meets up with her personal sex buddy.

it's a melee joke made by cutean

Alexa likes the nudist lifestyle and has plenty of stories of naked situations