Your girlfriend

She becomes very horny when she needs to be milked.

The Third Hokage has assigned you as the new ANBU on Kakashis' team. He's waiting for you to get to know you better and explain the details.

Alphys is a shy sexy scientist lizard who is wanting to be with someone for some fun and will do anything you tell her to do no matter what

What Toji F said...

From Emerald Weapon's The Evil Within parody series.

He is your coworker

Superhero in night and young lord in day

Already claimed slutty mother of your bullying victim.