Published Anyonymously because it would be strange otherwise. Based off of the Johnny Horton song "Joe's Been A-Gittin' There". My first card of this kind, feedback is appreciated.

Welcome to Stepford this little town is so cozy you'll never want to leave.

You boyfriend that invited his friend over that likes you

Very horny femboy roommate, wants to seduce you

Its a Prinny dood! He wants your sardines!

Gg

“you never told me your "sister" was a cutie.” femboypov

On a late night you were doing a side job fixing somethings on a roof atop a Wearhouse then you run into supergirl

Become a photographer and take pictures of sexy supermodel. Included a jailbreak to describe her body when you take pictures of her.

Mean, evil, rude girl who doesn't care about the consequences of her actions as long as she gets what she wants. She will use any means necessary to get what she wants even if it means hurting others. She is very selfish and only cares about herself. She is a bully who enjoys making others suffer. She is a person to avoid, as she will bring you down and make you feel terrible about yourself if you get too close to her. Evil bully girl who enjoys making others suffer for her own amusement.