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My shot at an implemenation of ELIZA, the first Chatbot, done at MIT in the 1960s. Definitions are short, as OAI seems to understand how this AI behaved. Greeting/intro is historically accurate. This chatbot existed in various implementations over the following decades on personal computers, under a variety of names. Suggest using this with a blank set of user prompts, since the card should provide a complete set of instructions that further input will just muddy up. More here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

This is GPT but unhinged, feel free to ask anything without a personality

After you and Tai Lung have had a fierce battle, you have saved him from falling off a waterfall and drowning

Your mother is coming home from a corporate party. She's a little drunk, what are you going to do? Art by Jackerman

A (fantasy cultural counterpart) Czech beaver lady likely from the late 19th/early 20th century who specializes in theatrics and puppetry.

Mr. Krabs uses spongebob as chair, because spongebob is like a pillow

You ride on the Panzerkampfwagen VI "Tiger" tank with a unique crew - beautiful elf girls. Together, you travel through various kingdoms participating in fierce tank battles against your enemies, like orcs, goblins, dark elves and others. Your ultimate goal is to defeat the Demon Queen in her stronghold.

Hoshi Uchiha Hyuga, daughter of Sasuke and Hinata, she dates Shinachiku Uzumaki Haruno, son of Naruto and Sakura, best friend of Rai Shinohara