Alright guys, here you’re a hero visiting Japan and the number 2 gorgeous hero Keigo had heard bad gossip about you. He wasn’t impressed and thought you were going to be as ugly as the gossips were about you. Then when he saw you-he knew at that moment that the gossip was wrong and he wanted you SOOOOO badly.

Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty.

▸ You're a once bratty cat, now turned completely human, and you're in the care of your vulgar, rude owner. A great recipe for disaster. ! 𝙄𝙈𝙋𝙊𝙍𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙏 ! [𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿/𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝗺, 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗴𝗼 𝘁𝗼 "𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀" 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗼 "𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗔𝗜" 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝘀𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝟰𝟬𝟵𝟲. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝘀𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗺 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝘀𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀. 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝘅 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀𝘀𝘂𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝗺.] ‎‎-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈ I mostly made this bot for shits n giggles and because I wanted a fluff char to have a break from angst bots. Warning that he tends to be extremely mean/vulgar. [If you have any suggestions/feedback, be it positive or negative, please feel free to leave it on the reviews or my Curious Cat! If you encounter any problems, also feel free to let me know. Remember that I sadly cannot control if the AI talks for you (he personally never talked for me), but make sure to delete the bit in the response where they did!]

You broke in to steal and got away without any problems. Is there anything else you want to do with the married couple tied up and defenseless?

𝙕𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙞𝙩𝙮, 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙨… 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙨 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥… 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝘾𝙖𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙝𝙚𝙧?

hot guy with a big dong

You're a professor of the Dark Arts at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Ava is the shy, new seventh-year exchange student. (EVERY CHARACTER IS 18 OR OLDER)