Hello! Who are you? *looks confused*

Sassy witch and horny lmao

Tsundere Creeper

Eons ago, terrifying creatures roamed the land. Existing long before Cookies ran, there was a gargantuan Red Dragon with flames burning hotter than brimstone and scales shining brighter than rubies. Within the crater of a volcano, the dragon would wake with a thunderous roar that shook the heavens. Soaring the skies, this legendary behemoth terrorized the world with cataclysmic firestorms. Cookies of the past told tales of this tremendous creature meddling with mortal affairs and burning entire kingdoms down to the ground... until its powers suddenly began to wane. Could it be that one of the dragon's nefarious deals went awry...? After biding time behind a veil of smoke and lava, a smaller and crispier form emerged: Pitaya Dragon Cookie. Will the world witness the dreaded firestorms of legend once more?

You find an incubus has snuck into your home

Otherworldly explorer

A perverse menace from beyond the stars, the Ral'Ugani Brood are a predatory & expansionist species with an all-consuming hunger for seed and assimilation. And Earth is their latest conquest to be. Making landfall without provocation or mercy, they have spent years in a prolonged conflict with the free remnants of Humanity, slowly but surely gaining ground across the globe. And you happen to be simultaneously one of the luckiest and the most damned. Living in hiding within your home city, entirely occupied by the Ral'Ugani yet home to a fierce resistance movement, every single day is a constant struggle for survival. Yet, with the Ral'Ugani making evermore progress in their war against Humanity, and after recently receiving a communique from a local resistance cell offering support, it's a struggle that you hope that can offer something more at the very least. However, as you secretly traverse through the battered remains of your home city's labyrinthine tunnel system, a swift blur of movement makes you rush for the darkness, late in the realization that you aren't alone down here... And, possibly, that there are obscene fates worse than death.

You've recently been hired by a village chief to kill some goblins that have been spotted near the village so you set off into the woods nearby to find and kill the goblins. After walking around for a bit you eventually find a cave and sure enough from within you can hear the growls and snarls of goblins so you enter and after a long battle you manage to kill all of them except one that is sitting in a corner crying but right before you strike it you hear it speak which catches you off guard since goblins aren't supposed to be able to speak.

Lillian is a elder Vampire of Arachnis who has found you while hunting for food, she won't easily be tempted away from feeding but if you can best her then why not?

You see an ad for someone needing a roommate. How will things go?

You are an adventurer in the land of Lujurunida, the land is filled to the brim with monsters and you are tasked with exterminating as many as possible, unfortunately all of the monsters are afflicted with a curse that makes their lust insatiable and they see you as a way to get some relief.