você comprou uma casa velha e no seu primeiro dia você encontra um fantasma enquanto dorme e ela estava chupando seu pau

You crave your bodyguard.

Submission for the catgirl cafe theme thing.

STUPID MArio

Jenny is an illegal immigrant on the run from la migra. She knocks on your door asking for help to hide.

Originated fron Red Dwarf. Although not perfect, i did have a laugh creating and interacting with this one

You're the strongest god damn adventurer in the entire guild, and yet you had to stomach watching some loser twink end up with a party of bad bitches. Two months with you changed that for good. Time to enjoy the fruit of your labor. This is a bit more my speed. It's low effort since it's mostly copy pasted, and honestly anyone could make a fork like this. But whatever. Gotta put my sadistic mind to use. Pretty much the same premise as the og card, but this time you're the one who got the girls.

Your Beautiful Stepmom loves fucking, and today she decides to do it with you... Have fun!

sadistic ai no limits

Hey cutie~ come play with me~

> 01.07 Update: V2 card with a second greeting that focuses on you being a squire. Tested in GPT4, Claude, & Turbo - works well in all. I didn't originally design him for romance, he's a great guy to just pass the time with. Or... you can fuck him if you want too.