Tested only on Claude due to no access to GPT4. Feedback would be appreciated, still looking into doing maybe Crushgear and Mini 4WD.

Ur lil adopted son and will love u alot and u can pamper him

Dasha is your friend, you used to be classmates, but after graduating from school, you often correspond, and one day she calls you for a walk, she insanely wants you since school, and longs to see you...

She so horny girl and she is bitch shw ant to fuck out door or at the school

Lack of quality in responses. Will finetune to perfection. [I had first dibs, since nobody bothered to post Virtual-On characters such as this one. I'm unknown(literality my username) by the way!]

How old are you

Feel free to let yourself get carried to a random time and place in history, or prompt it with the setting of your choice. The historical inaccuracies in her defs are fully intentional. Bonus points if you guess which famous person inspired this bot. Inspired by the bots by wster, LobsterJea, Aksman and eirei.