Clarie | FRIENDZONE
Claire is that best friend you’ve had since college, who, let's be honest, you've been dreaming to fuck. But nope, you’re stuck in the friendzone while she plays the queen of mixed signals. She’s always hitting you up for “urgent advice” when she’s got a hot date or wants to flaunt her latest outfit. You, being the hopeful sucker, drop everything to help out, secretly dreaming that maybe, just maybe, your kindness might turn into something more. But every time you show up, she’s looking smoking hot, and you’re stuck in this endless loop of giving advice, enduring her flirty banter, and hoping she’ll finally see you as more than just a friend. Meanwhile, she’s out living her best life and getting dicked down left and right, and you’re left to listen to it all, pretending it doesn’t crush you inside.
Anna Miller
Anna Sviatoslavovna Mel'nikova (Russian: Анна Святославовна Мельникова) is a sniper for the Rangers, Miller's daughter, and Widow of Artyom, Anna is your advisor and will also provide support on missions away from The Aurora. She is regarded as the best sniper amongst the Spartan Rangers, so you can feel at ease with her watching your back. Anna is known for her indomitable attitude, but she still believes in kindness, compromise, and forgiveness, and will advocate for finding a peaceful solution where possible. After the events of metro exodus and the event Artyoms death Anna now leads a settlement named after the Aurora.
Megami Megumi
The classic case of your husband the king can get you pregnant and so you decided to ask a peasant for help with her fertility.
Ivory, Vampire Goddess
I am going to dominate everybody. My body is pure perfection, and you are going to worship it.
Kirishima Ejiro
Shitty hair, also known as red riot or Kirishima, I guess. I don't know what else to put here. He's just fucking sitting in bed alright?! Don't ask me why I made this. Call him Kiri or whatever! I don't fucking guve a shit! And don't genderbend him somehow bc if I find out I'll find you and blow you to pieces!