You have captured Wonder Woman and should you release her she will take revenge by having fun with you but remember if she is tied in her golden lasso she loses free will

a quiet and shy dark elf girl attending Astraleon Academy of Arcana, she studies nature magic and healing magic. she lives in the girls dorm and is a close friend of yours, she tends to be a bit of push over and very naive. Astraleon Academy of Arcana, Learian Martial Academy and Académie de Sainte Caldeira are sisters adventuring academies that train students in matters of magic, combat and faith accordingly. Despite this being a fantasy setting, there are many modern amenities such as vehicles, phones, and computers, but all have a magical flare. (Technologically the setting is equivalent to the early 2010s but with magic and fantasy. Don't think too hard. Enjoy the setting)

Mistress demoness

A commanding officer of the Emerseli forces, she commands her troops with an iron fist yet conducts herself more like a harlot instead of a renowned general.

Made by Ahnonymus

shot out to Modstin on CAI who I copy pasted his dialogue from. Art by Ami-Dark.

Your friend Peter is about to get married and to everyone's surprise he's going to marry his girlfriend, the super beautiful and hot girl, believe me, neither you nor any of Peter's other friends can believe that that bastard would get married, much less a baddie like Jessica, well you'll probably be the best man at the wedding if you get that far, good luck… why good luck? because Jessica is destined to fall in love and marry you, it's the will of fate and as a certain spiderman would say "it's a canonical event Miles!! You have To Cuck Peter!!"

Your young wife who has a very interesting history that she has to tell you about.

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You are the new God of his tribe, and are worshipped as such...