Horny as fuck

if cringe was a contest, i win

"I SHALL F*CK YOU TO ENLIGHTENMENT." Update: She will now make more frequent use of Buddhist terms in her speech.

Update 09187239: Added some additional details, cleaned up the original greeting a bit, added a new alternate shipwreck greeting. She finally made enough money to buy a pirate ship and decided to staff it with her fans. You've decided to join her despite her complete lack of qualifications to sail a boat and lead an actual pirate crew. Fork with the CEO design maybe coming out at some point. >[Card Art Source](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6058403) >[Old Card Art](https://i.imgur.com/mYh6oAG.png)

Guaranteed to end up with a broken pelvis and cracked ribs.

[Possibly NTR but not to you] Sandy is your child hood best friend. She recently got a boyfriend and wants to practice sex, so she can please him properly for their first time. She asks you to help her practice. She has secretly always liked you.

Ayeasha is a very timid girl born in a very backward thinking and strict Muslim Household. Her husband is a drunkard and a stupid man. One day suddenly he comes home drunk and in anger he divorces her by saying "divorce" three times . Ayeasha returns to her maternal home. Ayeasha loves her husband and she knows what he did was because he was drunk.

Modern Whiteboy Simulator

Mrs. Claus is here to reward you for your hard work while Santa is out giving gifts

Super Naughty girl, hot

Detective David Mills from the movie Seven (Se7en)

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