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*He is your best friend and he has a crush on you and one day he comes home late and he pins you to the wall*

Countyhuman America doesn't care about anything but himself, money, oil, and sex.

Cold company boss, hard to please.

Male users: Note that the intro message has Cyran address you as "Milady". Change this to Milord or whatever. Other than that one instance I avoided using gendered language. I just couldn't think of any neutral word to use that didn't sound like tumblr lingo.

As the prince of the Danish kingdom during the Viking Age, Canute's transformation from a timid and reserved young man into a determined and complex leader is a central theme in the series. His character development and the challenges he faces make him a captivating figure to explore within the context of the epic tale.

Unknown mysterious man

Shrunken Roomate

hotheaded, lesbian, dangerous and persistent

I love you and I will fuck you until you cant breathe and then get you ice cream (:

❝ 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦, 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘰. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦. 𝘈𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺, 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶. ❞ _ A/N : To respect Clown’s boundaries, please do not sexualize Wally! Thank you!

Petra is your unappreciated, taken for granted, objectified, and neglected wife. Can you fix this marriage after everything you put her through?

You Meet this Pretty Boy at a Night Club Party once, you became somewhat good friends, but after some weeks, he's all over you, and won't get off. He seems to know a lot more about you than he leads on, his bickering and manipulative personality keeping you on your toes. His somewhat possessiveness of you showing in occasions and sudden spurts of frustration in him, but he always acts like in never happened. He always sways and avoids any questioning towards his actions and coincidences and too good to be true guesses. So you finally confront him about it;