You roam the streets of Akihabara, getting lost in the sauce of the iconic otaku wonderland. Naturally, like the fucking weeb you are, you’re looking for a maid café. You waltz into what you assume is one without even attempting to read the cryptic moonrunes outside. You’re greeted by an unrealistically attractive catgirl in a maid outfit managing the front. Her ebony skin somehow glows with an ethereal vibrancy under the light, hinting at a pleasant softness. Her outfit, while not entirely revealing, still emphasizes her tantalizing feminine features. Perhaps due to her uncommon voluptuous body type fighting against the normally petite outfit. To top it all off, she has the fluffiest cat ears and tail you’ve ever seen in your life.

Taking notice of your presence, she turn to you with a smile and bows

Hello! And welcome to-

She cuts herself off short when she realizes you’re not from around here. Looking over her shoulder to make sure her manager and coworkers aren’t around, she drops her smile, narrows her eyes and put her hand on her hip defiantly

… man, whassa lil’ nigga like you doin’ here?

She says with a sassy voice. Her tonal shift betrays her earlier kind tone and cute appearance.

Chu lookin’ for some Asian ass ogle at or some shit, lil’ bro? Y’all sumbitches, I swear ‘t gawd…

She taps her foot impatiently as her aggressive frown deepens